10 things you’ll never hear a woman say
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my fanny!
2) Shouldn’t you be down the pub with your mates?
3) That was a great fart! Do another one!
4) I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.
5) You’re so sexy with a hangover.
6) I’d rather go and play Tomb Raider than go shopping.
7) Let’s start subscribing to Penthouse.
8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?
9) I’ll swallow it all… I love the taste.
10) Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?