10 things you’ll never hear a woman say

10 things you’ll never hear a woman say

1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my fanny!

2) Shouldn’t you be down the pub with your mates?

3) That was a great fart! Do another one!

4) I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.

5) You’re so sexy with a hangover.

6) I’d rather go and play Tomb Raider than go shopping.

7) Let’s start subscribing to Penthouse.

8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?

9) I’ll swallow it all… I love the taste.

10) Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?

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