10 Things You Never Hear in Church 1

10 Things You Never Hear in Church 1. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew. 2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25minutes over time. 3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable thangolf. 4. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I usedto send to TV evangelists. 5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the JuniorHigh Sunday School class. 6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay ourpastor so he can live like we do. 7. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before! 8. Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early. 9. Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar inthe Bahamas. 10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment likeour annual stewardship campaign!

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